YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
