A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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