so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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