i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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