My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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