is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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