Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
