Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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