Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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