so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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