I think i sorta joined a cult last night
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
we're making bets on your personal life
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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