4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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