You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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