and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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