And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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