just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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