that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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