do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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