If i come over, it means nothing
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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