the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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