Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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