she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
