I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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