i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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