Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
either way he was missing a nipple.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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