im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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