Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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