I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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