Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
We're too hungover to prance.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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