Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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