he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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