how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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