yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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