Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Green mimosas i think yes
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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