she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
