I wannas sexs uuuuu
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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