i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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