love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
