Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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