gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
im six kinds of drunk right now
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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