if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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