I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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