I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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