i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You are a genius and a whore.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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