Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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