I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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