So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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