she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
