a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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