so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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