idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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